How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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