check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
how does that bad decision feel?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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