I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
