You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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