i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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