i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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