'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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