But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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