That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize