Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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