Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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