It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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