Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I want to fling myself into the sun
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
