You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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