i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize