i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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