If i come over, it means nothing
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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