Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize
