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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dignity is for republicans.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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