I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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