Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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