Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
This house was built for laser tag.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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