Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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