Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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