They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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