You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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