I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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