Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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