I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
