So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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