Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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