this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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