okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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