Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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