That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
