I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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