can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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