sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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