Me too!
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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