Barsexuality is the new black.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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