Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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