ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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