took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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