Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my being single is dangerous.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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