I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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