lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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