not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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