we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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