Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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