is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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