Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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