ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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