why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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