I must be too annoying 4 u.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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