I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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